As mentioned in my last post, my aspiration is to take over the world. My next steps are as follows, in no particular order:
- Win as many games of lexulous as humanly possible
- Come up with an idea to sell to Google and ride their coattails to the top of the world
- Set a new world record for the largest slice of cake ever consumed or the greatest number of times Love Actually has been viewed in a year
- Make a random video of nonsense go viral
- Sneak into the bridal party of a celebrity wedding
- Sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl
- Wear something strange and get it to become the hottest new trend
- Earn 10 million airline miles like George Clooney in Up in the Air
- Keep a spreadsheet to track how much money I save using Groupon, LivingSocial, and grocery store rewards cards and put the money towards the purchase of rice for all the starving people in India
- Convince Oprah to let me take over her show once she leaves
- Build a high-speed monorail that connects R and I to the fabulous places we want to go (the rest of you are welcome to bid on the empty seats sometimes ;) )
- Create a new personality test to overtake Myers Briggs, based on the way people color pictures
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