Neighbors
Pro: a door to knock on if your wine opener breaks right when you are dying for a drink (although it's a wonder how a wrench and pliers - which every girl should have - will help in this sitch)
Con: not being able to just smile and run by when you're rushing out in your PJ's with a messy bun and slept-in mascara to grab the latest Netflix from the mailbox
Coworkers*
Pro: free advice on how to fix your temperamental garbage disposal
Con: having to listen to mind-numbing conversations about plumbing, fishing, and how them new-fangled things like Facebook suck
Gym Goers
Pro: someone to grab the right dumbbells for you when you're inevitably late for sculpting class
Con: being saddled with an assumed workout buddy who either slows you down while whining about life or brags about how she's "dieting" and therefore just had potato chips for lunch
Maybe in each of these cases you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Ah, such is life.
*Bear in mind that 90% of my coworkers are male scientists who have kids my age.
Or in line at the winery where all the wine pourers now recognize you and know random details of your life because they hear you talking LOUDLY with your closest friends.
ReplyDeletePro: extra wine pours
Con: lots of random questions you're not in the mood to have with a stranger.
DUDE. I do not speak to any of my neighbors, and once had to open a bottle of wine and can vouch that a screwdriver, screws, nails, hammer, pliers (several varieties) and/or mug hooks will NOT WORK TO OPEN THE BOTTLE.
ReplyDeleteI instead had to venture out in my pajamas at midnight to get a wine opener at Safeway.
I am fully committed to my alcoholism.