Facebook Etiquette in the Eyes of R

So, we all use Facebook for various things...some to keep in touch with long distance friends, some to keep up to date with current events, and a small group of people who choose to use it to document every second of their day.  I've summed up some Facebook Dos/Don'ts in the eyes of R.

Don'ts:

• Don't post every detail about your child's sickness, including which end they are ejecting fluids out of (EWW!)
• Don't post every single caloric detail of your day (do I need to know if you've only eaten 4.5 calories today - NO)
• Don't refer to people's Facebook status in normal conversation.  Example:  When you haven't seen/talked to someone in a few weeks, don't bring up what they did last weekend from you reading their Facebook page.
• Don't post every second of your labor (including when the child has arrived) and paste pictures of the poor mom who has just delivered the child.
• Don't Facebook while intoxicated (I'm still learning this one)

Do's:

• Do take the time to post pictures so that your friends can keep up with you
• Do try to respond to people's comments on your page and answer the question

Any other rules you'd like people to abide by?