That's It - I'm Moving to Pennsylvania

Where in Pennsylvania you may ask, and I will respond with Dauphin County!  What's in Dauphin County, you ask.  And I will simply show you this:

YES!  That is a WINE VENDING MACHINE!  So, during a late night drinking fest, I can totally run out of wine, and go to the nearby 7/11 and get BBQ Fritos (THE BEST!) and wine all with money from my piggy bank.

YUM.

What's next...Vodka?!