R's First World Problems

In case you haven't heard of the phrase "first world problems," this definition will help.  In the past few days, I've realized that everything I complain about is a first world problem.  Here are some examples:

• Me to N:  "I'm so bummed we're only in Hawaii for 4 nights and not 5"
• G$ and Me:  "Can't believe our DirecTV isn't working.  What will we do without cable"
• Me coming back from Portland:  "I can't believe my upgrade didn't go thru"
• Me to G$:  "Argh, the steam room is closed"
• Me to N:  "Poop - it's not a real vacation until your cell phones don't work"

I promise I'm not this much of a douchebag.....well, maybe not 100% of one :)