Random Laughs

Woman leaving CVS, with a Southern accent: "Bye Mr. Patel!"

Fellow Customer: "Haha, she called you Mr. Potato, like Mr. Potato Head."

Little, bald, brown-skinned Indian cashier man: "No, she said Mr. Patel. I certainly look nothing like a potato, so there's no reason why she would say that."

Fellow Customer: "Ooops. Sorry."

Ah, denial. It's a wonderful thing.